I know I'm a few weeks late in making my resolutions, but I've been thinking long and hard about them, so it took me a little while to gather my thoughts. So here we go:
1. Lose my pregnancy weight. This one's kind of a no-brainer, but important nonetheless. Made ever harder by the Christmas goodies I indulged in and my almost pathological need to bake.
2. Keep every jar with a screw-top lid out of Sadie's reach. Or else this might happen:

Yes, that would be Vick's Vapo-Rub all over her face and in her hair. I washed her hair five times and still couldn't get it out. That's when I decided to throw in the towel and just pretend that we're trying out some new Australian-themed eucalyptus hair gel.
3. Buy sippy cups with valves that actually work, so we can avoid the giant puddle of chocolate milk that inevitably occurs at every meal. Yeah, I'm talking about you again, Sadie.
4. Put a bottle of Shout! stain remover in every room of the house. You never know when or where food will spill, diapers will leak, or Vapo-Rub will strike.
5. Buy stock in S. C. Johnson.